jokes

Harry Potter virus: Looks like the last file of a virus you just wiped out, until you try to erase it–then it wipes your drive.
Voldemort virus: You can’t get rid of it, only make it dormant. It can be reactivated by the Wormtail virus up to thirteen years later.
Dumbledore virus: Scares off all the other [...]

An  Interesting One
 
 This is a  real story that happened between the customer of
 General Motors and its  Customer-Care Executive. Pls read on…..
   
A complaint was  received by  the Pontiac Division of General Motors:  
 ’This is the  second time I have written to you, and I don’t blame you [...]

This history of the world has been compiled by Richard Lederer from actual student bloopers and mistakes collected by teachers. 
The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of [...]

Strike while the ………insect is close.
Never underestimate the power of…………ants.
Don’t bite the hand that………………..looks dirty.
Better to be safe than…………….punch a grade 7 boy.
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…….stink in the morning.
It’s always darkest before…………Daylight Saving Time.
You can lead a horse to water but………..how?
A [...]