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The list of candidates provisionally selected for admission to the MBBS course in JIPMER (2005-06 session) would be available on www.jipmer.edu from June 5.

Releasing the results on Thursday, JIPMER dean K.S. Reddy said Japleen Kaur had scored the first rank with 166 marks out of 200. B. Banupriya had obtained the first rank in the Pondicherry general category by scoring 158 marks.

Dr. Reddy said 21,768 candidates had appeared for the entrance test held in Pondicherry, Chennai, Hyderabad, Delhi, Kolkata and Thiruvananthapuram on May 29.

The roll numbers of candidates provisionally selected for the course and the marks scored by them (in brackets) are as follows:

 

 

Open General Category: 42365 (166), 48990 (160), 42798 (160), 51010 (159), 24380 (159),21823 (158), 21311 (158), 20309 (158), 10466 (158), 47449 (157)

Open Scheduled Caste: 40930 (145), 31538 (142), 42961 (139), 47028 (139), 40688 (139), 53207 (138), 10318 (137), 42628 (136)

Open Scheduled Tribe: 34698 (143), 43061 (136), 45095 (136), 40188 (132), 34661 (131)

Pondicherry General: 11510 (155), 11282 (153), 15110 (150), 11170 (150), 14398 (147), 10345 (142), 14187 (141), 14930 (141), 10590 (141), 12895 (141), 14465 (139), 13969 (139), 14179 (139), 12711 (138), 13248 (138), 13625 (137), 14309 (137)

Pondicherry Scheduled Caste: 14255 (131), 11059 (120), 10268 (120)

Physically handicapped (provisionally selected subject to medical examination at JIPMER): 47206 (120), 42361 (118)

 

If you are not in the above (or below) list , you can check your individual rank and mark from here.

You can also check the subject wise marks of all the top rankers tto, just by typing their roll numbers given here.

http://www.jipmer.edu/trs/mbbsres/

GOVERNMENT OF INDIA

JAWAHARLAL INSTITUTE OF POSTGRADUATE MEDICAL EDUCATION

AND RESEARCH, PUDUCHERRY-605 006

(Directorate General of Health Services)

No.Edn.1(6)/2007 Dated: 30th May 2007.

Sub: PROVISIONAL SELECTION LIST – MBBS Entrance

Examination – 2007

Candidates with the following Roll Numbers are PROVISIONALLY selected and placed in the order of merit based on marks obtained in the entrance examination held on

27th May 2007

ORDER OF MERIT ROLL No. NAME OF THE CANDIDATE

MARKS out of 200

OPEN GENERAL

1 31232 K. SASANK 164

2 47072 AYUSHI CHAUHAN 163

3 41880 NISHANT GURNANI 162

4 60582 JOSH THOMAS GEORGY 161

5 31956 MOHD. MALIK QAYYUM 161

6 45419 APRAJITA VATS 160

7 30482 CHITTURI VINAY 160

8 60188 MOHSINA SUBAIR 160

9 52229 TAMOGHNA BISWAS 160

10 31592 VIVEK LANKA 159

OPEN SCHEDULED CASTE

1 46703 PARVENDRA SINGH 151

2 48381 SIDDHARTH TARA 151

3 31010 GOUR SURYA SRI KRISHNA 150

4 49069 ANKUR DEEP SINGH 148

5 40643 RAHUL KAIN 147

6 53007 NILANJAN MAJUMDER 147

7 52494 RAJESH RAMAN 146

8 43567 RAKESH KUMAR 145

OPEN SCHEDULED TRIBE

1 43047 MOHAN SINGH MEENA 146

2 47669 VIKAS MEENA 144

3 46744 NITISH DEV 144

4 43101 KALTHI VAISHNAVI 142

5 44290 RAM SINGH MEENA 139

6 50045 SAMKIT .T. SANGMA 138

PROVISIONAL SELECTION LIST

PUDUCHERRY GENERAL

1 13834 VIJAI W 156

2 10857 VAITHEESWARAN L G 156

3 11246 SWARUP K 150

4 13349 SOHINI CHATTOPADHYAY 150

5 13450 S. SANTHAKUMAR 145

6 13823 VAIDYANATHAN Y S 143

7 12417 SURRAJ S 143

8 11846 ARUNRAJ 141

9 13183 MANJULA S 141

10 30502 VEERA VENKATA SUBRAHMANYAM CH 140

11 11643 KRISHNAN K M 140

12 10630 RAJARAJAN D 139

13 12408 ASWANTHI S 139

14 12605 VENKATA GANESH 138

15 12289 NIROSHA P 137

16 13278 SHANKAR M 135

17 12532 RAJAVASANTH R 135

PUDUCHERRY SCHEDULED CASTE

1 33087 KAVYA K 126

2 12338 DINESH ANAND A 123

3 12311 INDUMATHI P 116

PHYSICALLY HANDICAPPED (*)

1 50726 SIDDHARTH 143

2 51775 RAVI KANT 142

(*) PROVISIONAL SUBJECT TO MEDICAL EXAMINATION AT JIPMER AS PER PARA 2.3 OF THE PROSPECTUS

NOTE:

Inter-se merit of the candidates who have obtained equal marks in the Entrance Examination has been decided by defusing the tie as per procedure laid down in para 8.2.3 of the Institute Prospectus.

The selected candidates will be informed individually regarding dates for personal appearance, Medical fitness and admission.

The selection is PROVISIONAL, subject to verification of all original certificates as per requirement in the prospectus, para 9.1 and Medical Fitness. If they fail to submit all the required certificates in original in support of eligibility, like Domicile Status, Date of Birth, Educational Qualification with Marks Statement, recent Community Certificate etc. at the time of admission they will forfeit their selection. Further Community Certificate / Domicile Status are subject to verification by the Competent Authority.

CANDIDATES CLAIMING SEATS UNDER PUDUCHERRY GENERAL AND PUDUCHERRY SCHEDULED CASTE SHOULD PRODUCE RESIDENCE CERTIFICATE IN THE PRESCRIBED FORM AS PER THE GUIDELINES GIVEN AT PARA 2.4 OF THE PROSPECTUS.

Marks of all students will be available on the JIPMER Website www.jipmer.edu from 1st June 2007

(DR.K.S. REDDY)

DEAN

________________________________________

GOVERNMENT OF INDIA

JAWAHARLAL INSTITUTE OF POSTGRADUATE MEDICAL EDUCATION

AND RESEARCH, PUDUCHERRY-605 006

(Directorate General of Health Services)

No.Edn.1(6)/2007 Dated: 30th May 2007.

Sub: PROVISIONAL WAITING LIST – MBBS Entrance

Examination – 2007

Candidates with the following Roll Numbers are placed in the WAITING LIST in the order of merit based on marks obtained in the entrance examination held on 27th May 2007

ORDER OF

MERIT ROLL No.

NAME OF THE CANDIDATE

MARKS

out of 200

OPEN GENERAL

1 61766 INDU S 159

2 60219 MATHEWS JAMES 159

3 32980 ADITYA V.A. GUNTURI 159

4 47258 SONIKA JHA 159

5 60301 THOMAS JOHN 159

6 42710 DEVIKA KAPURIA 159

7 62209 RAHUL PRADEEP 159

8 46840 RAJNISH KUMAR 159

9 51428 MAINAK CHOWDHURI 159

10 52141 SUMIT 158

11 43978 MANISHA 158

12 40443 AKSHAY BHATNAGAR 158

13 60503 ALEN ELIAS MAMMOOTTIL 158

14 46903 KUSH SHARMA 158

15 40971 ABHISHEK SINGH CHAUHAN 158

16 30909 G. POOJA REDDY 158

17 12093 MEGHANA RAGHAVAN 158

OPEN SCHEDULED CASTE

1 46294 SITESH KUMAR BERGAAL 145

2 42497 HEMANT KUMAR 144

3 50424 NITESH KUMAR RAVI 143

4 45411 ABHISHEK VERMA 142

5 41540 ANKITA SINGH 142

6 52300 UPENDRA NATH 141

7 47683 NAIN KUMAR RAM 141

8 42014 SUMIT MANDAL 141

9 52383 AJAY KUMAR RAM 141

OPEN SCHEDULED TRIBE

1 47571 SURENDA KUMAR MEENA 137

2 47327 NAGENDRA KUMAR MEENA 137

3 40821 PAWAN KUMAR 137

4 43862 SAPANA RANI 137

5 43842 VIMLESH KUMAR MEENA 136

6 43497 RAMAWATAR MEENA 136

7 51987 KHEM CHAND MEENA 135

PUDUCHERRY GENERAL

1 11391 KONDREDDIGARI BASHPAJA 133

2 11149 A NISHANTHI 133

3 10388 DASABHARATHY @ YUVASHREE B 132

4 13377 SUBHASHREE S 132

PUDUCHERRY SCHEDULED CASTE

1 12690 ARTHI R 115

2 13503 JEGAJEEVAN T 111

3 10390 VIGNESH B 110

NOTE:

The current ranklist is at http://jipmer.edu/mbbsresults2007.htm

Inter-se merit of the candidates who have obtained equal marks in the Entrance Examination has been decided by defusing the tie as per procedure laid down in Para 8.2.3 of the Institute Prospectus.

The wait listed candidates will be informed individually regarding dates for personal appearance, Medical fitness and admission will be subject to availability of vacant seats.

The Wait list is PROVISIONAL, subject to verification of all original certificates as per requirement in the prospectus, Para 9.1 and Medical Fitness. If they fail to submit all the required certificates in original in support of eligibility, like Domicile Status, Date of Birth, Educational Qualification with Marks Statement, recent Community Certificate etc. at the time of admission they will forfeit their selection. Further Community Certificate / Domicile Status are subject to verification by the Competent Authority.

CANDIDATES CLAIMING SEATS UNDER PUDUCHERRY GENERAL AND PUDUCHERRY SCHEDULED CASTE SHOULD PRODUCE RESIDENCE CERTIFICATE IN THE PRESCRIBED FORM AS PER THE GUIDELINES GIVEN AT PARA 2.4 OF THE PROSPECTUS.

Marks of all students will be available on the JIPMER Website www.jipmer.edu from 1st June 2007.

(DR.K.S. REDDY)

DEAN

CBSE Class X results declared

CBSE Secondary School Examination (Class X) Results 2007 declared (All Regions of India)

The main website for CBSE results is this : ( not CBSC, it is CBSE)

http://www.cbseresults.nic.in/

Class 10 results / class X results are at http://www.cbseresults.nic.in/class10/cbse10.htm

If you want school wise results, go to : http://cbseschoolresult.nic.in/result.php

Results by IVRS :

Phone-in service will not be toll free and users would have to bear the normal telephone charges. Results (subject wise marks) would be conveyed in about 30 seconds through IVRS.

All the best with your CBSE class X exam results. Good luck.

If you want your school’s result, just leave a comment and I’ll put it up here or maybe even mail it to you … Just ask nicely.

Class XII results were declared much earlier and they will also be put up school wise on this site.

One more thing :

Disclaimer: Neither NIC nor CBSE is responsible for any inadvertent error that may have crept in the results being published on NET. The results published on net are for immediate information to the examinees. These cannot be treated as original mark sheets. Original mark sheets have been issued by the Board separately.

An  Interesting One

 

 This is a  real story that happened between the customer of

 General Motors and its  Customer-Care Executive. Pls read on…..

   

A complaint was  received by  the Pontiac Division of General Motors:  

 ’This is the  second time I have written to you, and I don’t blame you

 for not answering  me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that

 we have a tradition in  our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after

 dinner each night, but the kind  of ice cream varies so, every night,

 after we’ve eaten, the whole family  votes on which kind of ice cream we should have

 and I drive down to the  store to get it. It’s also a fact that I

 recently purchased a new Pontiac   and since then

 my trips to the store have created a problem…..

 

 You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back  from

 the store my car won’t start. If I get any other kind of ice cream,

 the car starts just fine. I want you to know I’m serious about this 

 question, no matter how silly it sounds “What is there about a Pontiac  

 that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to

 start  whenever I get any other kind?” The Pontiac President was

 understandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an Engineer to check it out anyway.

 

 The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well

 educated man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man 

 just  after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to

 the ice cream store. It was vanilla ice cream that night and, sure

 enough, after they came back to  the car, it wouldn’t start.

 

The Engineer  returned for three more nights.

The first night, they  got chocolate. The  car started.

The second night, he got strawberry. The car started.

The  third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.

 

 Now the  engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that

 this man’s car was  allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged,

 therefore, to continue his  visits for as long as it took to solve the

 problem. And toward this end he  began to take notes:

 He jotted down  all sorts of  data:

 time of day,

 type  of gas uses,

 time to drive back and forth etc.

 

  In a short time, he  had a clue: the man took less time to buy

 vanilla than any other flavor.  Why? The answer was in the layout of  the store.

 Vanilla, being the most  popular flavor, was in a separate case at the

 front of the store for quick  pickup. All the other flavors were kept

 in the back of the store at a  different counter where

 it took considerably longer to check out the  flavor.

 

 Now, the question for the Engineer was why the car  wouldn’t start

 when it took less time. Eureka – Time was now the problem -  not the

 vanilla ice cream!!!! The engineer quickly

 came up with the  answer: “vapor lock”.

 

 It was happening every night; but the extra  time taken to get the

 other flavors allowed the engine to cool down  sufficiently to start.

 When the man got vanilla, the engine was still

 too  hot for the vapor lock to dissipate.

 

 Even crazy  looking problems are sometimes real and all problems

 seem to be simple  only when we find the solution, with cool thinking.

We shouldnt’  just say  it is ” IMPOSSIBLE” without putting a sincere effort…. Observe the word  “IMPOSSIBLE” carefully…  Looking closer you  will see, “I’M  POSSIBLE”…

 

 What really matters is our attitude and our  perception

Chapter One

Secrets Unraveled

Harry slowly  raised  his  head  and  stared  morosely  at  the  familiar visage of number four, Privet Drive. What  had  already  been  a  horrible  day  was  rapidly  getting  worse.  Not  only  did  he  have  to  appear unannounced  on  the Dursleys’ doorstep  (something he  knew   they’d  have no problem expressing their displeasure over), but he’d also have to tell them that two other freaks would be joining him this afternoon. The corner  of  Harry’s  mouth twitched  humorlessly as he  envisioned how they’d take the news. He’d left Ron and Hermione at  King’s  Cross station a  little over an  hour ago.  They were each going to make quick stops at  their respective  homes before  Apparating to  Privet Drive. Harry  smiled  fondly,  remembering their show of solidarity. He hadn’t been expecting it; he’d thought he’d be going on alone. Although he was desperately worried  about  them   and the remainder of  their quest, he had  to admit  that the thought of some support while facing his relatives was quite nice indeed. Harry had thought it would be better – or at least less embarrassing – if he arrived at Privet Drive first and prepared his relatives for their arrival. He’d wanted to get away from the Hogwarts Express and the other students as quickly as possible…before he ran into Ginny. Ginny. Harry quickly shook his head – he couldn’t afford to think about Ginny. He still didn’t think his resolve was strong enough to hold. Since he wasn’t yet of age, he’d quickly slipped away without speaking to any of the crowd at King’s Cross and taken the train to Privet Drive. The long, hot journey had left him irritable. It didn’t bode well for the coming reunion. He’d considered just Apparating back from Hogsmeade to avoid the Hogwarts Express altogether. So what if the Ministry chucked him out of Hogwarts now? He wasn’t going back, anyway. Hermione, always the voice of reason, reminded him that there was no need to give the Ministry an excuse to break his wand, and Harry had to admit that she had a point. Rufus Scrimgeour wanted Harry under his control, and Harry wouldn’t put it past the man to make life difficult in an effort to force Harry to comply. Harry had no patience for the man or his politicking. Still, recklessly using underage magic for the sake of mere convenience was a risk not worth taking. He hated when Hermione was right. So, he’d sat in a compartment with Ron and Hermione and tried to ignore the hole in his heart that Ginny’s absence created. He hadn’t seen her the entire journey home and wondered which compartment she’d sat on the train. Neither Ron nor Hermione had asked him where she was, but he’d caught Hermione staring at him speculatively on several occasions.

 
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This history of the world has been compiled by Richard Lederer from actual student bloopers and mistakes collected by teachers. 

The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked “Am I my brother’s son?” God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother’s birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob’s sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fougth with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

Without the Greeks, we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns – Corinthian, Doric and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable. Achilles appears in “The Illiad”, by Homer. Homer also wrote the “Oddity”, in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.

In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athen was democratic because the people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn’t climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought the Parisians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men.

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harlod mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally, the Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verse and also wrote literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son’s head.

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello’s interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth was the “Virgin Queen.” As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself be fore her troops, they all shouted “hurrah.” Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.

The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived in Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies and errors. In on of Shakespear’s famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries to convince Macbeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear was Miquel Cervantes. He wrote “Donkey Hote”. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote “Paradise Lost.” Then his wife dies and he wrote “Paradise Regained.”

During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and the was called the 6cPilgrim’s Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by Indians, who came down the hill rolling their was hoops before them. The Indian squabs carried porposies on their back. Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their pacels through the post without stamps. During the War, Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared “a horse divided against itself cannot stand.” Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

George Washington married Matha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. Them the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest Precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, “In onion there is strength.” Abraham Lincoln write the Gettysburg address while traveling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope. He also signed the Emasculation Proclamation, and the Fourteenth Amendment gave the ex-Negroes citizenship. But the Clue Clux Clan would torcher and lynch the ex-Negroes and other innocent victims. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth’s career.

Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare invented electricity and also wrote a book called “Candy”. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are flaling off the trees.

Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened. The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon. During the Napoleonic Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their shoes. Then the Spanish gorrilas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon’s flanks. Napoleon became ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrained. He wanted an heir to inheret his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn’t bear him any children.

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. He reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code for telepathy. Louis Pastuer discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturailst who wrote the “Organ of the Species”. Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.

The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.